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Jato 4x4: Green Goblin Unleashed! Brushless Power, Pure Traxxas Thrills!
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Jato 4X4 VXL: Green Lightning Unleashed - Traxxas's Ultimate Speed Demon
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TRX-4M Utility Trailer Light Up: Night Runs Just Got Real! Awesome LED Kit!
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Blue Blast: Traxxas Nitro Rustler 2.5, Unleash the Nitro Mayhem! Get Yours Today!
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Nitro Rustler: Unleash the Beast! Red Hot TRX 2.5, Ready to Rip and Tear! 44096-3.
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Blue Slash Bash! Ready-to-Run 1/10 RC Truck with Charger and Radio Gear Up Your Off-Road Fun!
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Green Slash: Unleash the Beast! 1/10 RTR Short Course Truck, TQ Radio, Battery & Charger Ready to Roll!
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Slash Attack Unleashed: 1/10 RTR Short Course Truck - Orange Beast Ready to Rip!
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Traxxas Slash 1/10 RTR: Pink Slash Short Course Truck - Ready to Race!
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Slash Unleashed! 1/10 RTR Short Course Truck Red, TQ Radio, Ready to Rip with Battery & USB-C Charger!
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X-RAY X4 ‘23 Carbon: Unleash Your Racing Beast. Pure Speed. Pure Carbon. Get Yours Now!
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